This has every line and bit we have devised in this script including from the original script.
Justice 4 U
Tilly
Have you been in an accident that was not your fault, paternity test quite not working out? Justice is what you need! Call justice 4 U.
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Carol
Hey Jody!
Jody
Hey Carol, How you doing?
Carol
I’m great. I’ve just realised, I need a new cup of justice.
Jody:
Did you call justice 4 U?
Tilly mimes it
Carol
Yeah I’m watching it now! It’s only a million scottish pounds.
Jody
Yeah same here in yorksian pounds.
Carol
It’s a bargain!
Jody
Bargain!
Daniel enters.
Daniel
Terms and conditions apply only in selected store, postage not included and no refunds or exchanges and no law suites available.
Tilly
Justice 4 U
Jody & Carol
Remember, only a million!
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Mayors
One Million
Claire
On one condition.
Mayor (A)
Madam you said, on one condition. May I ask, on what condition?
Claire
I’ll tell you on what condition. I’m giving you a million, and I’m buying myself justice.
We all turn to the audience and mime 4 U
Mayor(A)
My dear lady, what do you mean by that?
Claire
What I said.
Mayor (D)
Justice can’t be bought.
Claire
Everything can be bought.
Mayor(D)
I still don’t understand.
Everyone
Well…
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Be our guest plays and we transition into a restaurant scene.
Sherene
Bonjour sir, what may I get you? Would you like le bleu?
Daniel
No.
Sherene
Would you like le ginger?
Daniel
No
Sherene
Le brunette?
Daniel
No
Sherene
Le Blonde?
Daniel
No, I don’t want any of these girls.
Looks at Tianna.
I want her.
Other girls
Huh?
Sherene
Huh? She’s not on the menu.
Daniel
I don’t care if she’s not on the menu, I want her!
Sherene
Says french phrases in frustration… She has a baby! Her paternity trials are bad you don’t want her.
Daniel
But I do.
Sherene
Fine, she will be thirty…
Daniel
Thirty Million?
Other girls
A million?
Sherene
No, just thirty, she’s not that expensive, but congratulations on your love purchase sir!
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Everyone claps.
Everyone goes back to the formation.
Claire
Well that's my back story.
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